No matter how kind you are, German children are Kinder.
31 октября 2016, 01:19
Student dormitory. A girl runs into the room and shouts: - Girls, panties off everyone! Guys are coming here in a minute! What are you doing? I mean, get the panties off the clothes line, don't take your panties off!
31 октября 2016, 06:08
Q. What is the difference between the words Incomplete and Finished?
A. A man without a wife is incomplete. After getting one, he's finished ...
31 октября 2016, 06:46
An older couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. "How do you feel about s*x?" he asked, rather tentatively. "I would like it infrequently ", she replied. The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, then leaned over towards her and whispered, "Is that one word or two?"
1 ноября 2016, 00:53
Анекдот еще с советских времен: - Вотс тайм? - Сикс о клок. - Сач мач? - Хум хау. - МГИМО финишд? - Аск!
15 ноября 2016, 15:58
Martinнаписал: Анекдот еще с советских времен: - Вотс тайм? - Сикс о клок. - Сач мач? - Хум хау. - МГИМО финишд? - Аск!
Я слышала еще вариант начала разговора: - Хау мэни вочес? - Итс файв вочес.